When are the bidet advocates gonna show up? This post has been up for like an hour!

EDIT: the bidet people have arrived. Thank goodness. I was starting to worry that my instance had been defederated.

A good multitool or Swiss Army Knife.

Mine was gifted to me a few years ago but it’s come in handy more times than I can count. Use it at least three times a week.

Bidet, hands down.

A burr grinder for coffee beans.

Game Genie. They were like $50 and let you change all kinds of games.

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What?

Heroin.

Shoutouts to @sbv@sh.itjust.works BUY BIDET NOW. Obligatory comment about wiping shit off your hands with dry paper goes here. Wash your ass. I have two bidets BTW and I use Arch Linux BTW.

Wall mounted soda can crusher. Recycling space saver.

Powered water fountain for cats. They instinctually prefer running water.

I bought the Swiss Army Knife of memory foam pillows that has sections on both ends for side sleeping, a dent in the middle with a neck support sticking out the bottom for support while stomach sleeping, and it works for sleeping on my back too. I don't really have a discernable favorite position, so I love the multifunction pillows.

A multimeter. There's so much you can do and learn with a decent multimeter. Extech is a good cheaper brand, as is BK Precision and Brymen. Just make sure it has a built-in fuse for the Amperage reading, and ideally, it should be true RMS.

A pentel twist erase pencil... best pencil 10/10

If you wear contacts, use dailies. It's so liberating to not care if you waste one because it fell in a dirty sink or remove them right before bed without a mirror.

Automatic plant watering systems. They're dirt cheap, can run on batteries or USB, and work great.

A detachable base wood clamp for recycling cardboard. Pierce all your boxes with the end and then put the base back on and haul more boxes at once than you thought was humanly possible.

A bidet

A USB-charged battery-powered pump. I use it to top up my bicycle tyres, it makes cycling a breeze.

High thread-count sheets.

Air Fryer. You can find basic models for under 100.

As someone who was chronically constipated: A year's supply of psyllium husks.

As someone who was overweight, depressed and had severe back pain, a yoga mat.

Mirror.

Birth Control. /j

Big bagpack.

Toaster.

Ratchet belt. What a great invention.

I got my robot vacuum with lidar for $60. Not typical, but still possible to grab a refurbished unit.

A bicycle (with a lock)

A raincoat or umbrella

A smartphone

Shoes

A reliable electric light source, like a lamp.

Maybe an electric fan, if you're in a hot environment

10 Grams of weed

If you're like me and either don't have enough space or don't like moving a normal computer mouse around, a good trackball mouse is probably gonna be real good.

I originally got a cheap enough ergonomic wireless Logitech one from walmart for my then new laptop I got for college. Then, just maybe a month or two ago, I got an ergonomic one from Elecom to replace my standard mouse because it was having some click problems and scroll wheel issues. The only problem I have with either is how the ball on the Elecom one doesn't always move super smooth and I can't be as precise as I can with the Logitech one.

Electric screwdriver. Have used mine so much over the years it was well worth the £35 I paid. It won't do what an impact driver does, but the same can be said the other way around too.

You could also get some running shoes, shorts an T and become a runner.

Been obsessed with Galaxy Tab A9 recently which is around 75-100$. You can root it and turn it into a lot of general purpose devices for automation or just an e-reader. The only problem is battery so you need a plug for it full time if used in automation environment.

A good knife sharpener. For 100 USD you can get very good ones, but even a 10 USD/EUR one can make a huge difference.

I found a great one and bought multiple of THESE, it is truly amazing. The suction cup design is genius.

Game changing iem's? TRUTHEAR Zero Blue 2.