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[–] 71 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Happened to us with one of our old ladies who passed a couple years ago.

She was walking around all hunched for a day or so, yowling at everything. We got lucky though, the vet used a rectal thermometer and that unclogged the pipes in quick fashion!

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  • [+] 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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    [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    Me: “Why are you wearing a tuxedo?”

    Atticus: “It’s after 6, what am I, a farmer?”

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    Relieved to hear that Atticus didn't have Incontinentia buttocks

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Catticus the Fabulous!

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    My cat had a stroke that affected her back end. There was a terrifying time where we didn’t know if she’d be able to empty her own bowels anymore. I had to massage her constipation out of her.

    Now her poops surprise her and she frequently runs away when it happens.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Omg, that's terrible and really funny. My cat became afraid of her tail when she was ~7yo. It was never a problem, then suddenly she was terrified of it. She got better, but only to the point that she swats it because she doesn't realize it's attached to her butt.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    With how costly that turd was, you should have saved it and put it on display somewhere.

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    Damn I had no idea I was reading a cat’s opinion on video games the last 200-odd days! What the hell, Atticus. Tell us you’re a cat if you’re gonna give me opinions on video games.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Gorgeous cat though.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Well played, Atticus. Made me laugh.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I am Atticus! King and Uniter of the cardigans and the pembrokes!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Atticus Pinch...A loaf

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    We have a constipated cat. Our vet recommended a tiny amount of Miralax daily.

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  • [–] -2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

    No way I am spending that much for a cat but it is admirable

    Once my cat time comes to go it goes as nature called it.

    Me too if I am to be honest, I am just going to chill on the grassy plains in the sunlight until last breath rather than suffering in a sterile hospital bed. And then the grass will grow over me and I shall become one with the earth

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago*

    My cat ate almost 40 hair ties. We discovered this because she went into shock and required emergency surgery. The alternatives were an excruciating death or euthanasia. We were quoted up to $15k but got a relative steal at $7500. My partner fucking loves that cat.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It’s not surprising that Google.com has a dollar amount they’re willing to spend on keeping something or someone you love alive. Real corpo swine behavior.

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  • [–] -5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Just playing my part lmao

    No but seriously how much your cat is worth to you? 200$? 2000$? I’d say around 2k dollars

    Anymore than that and I am getting a new one fr

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