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[Alt-text]A brain asks a woman in bed, "Hey you goin' to sleep?". The woman responds, "Yes, now shut up". The brain says, "The internet is speculating that Trump died." The woman has a dead eye stare and is not going to sleep in a timely fashion.

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[–] 133 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I feel like I'll know when he's dead.....like the air will somehow be easier to breathe.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    For the 20 minutes it takes to swear Vance in. While JD might have the charisma of bloated roadkill, he's competent, unlike Trump who was guided solely by his narcissism and need for validation.

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  • fer sure. the day biden's election was confirmed i took some stuff to the recycling and then went to the grocery store and literally everyone was was dancing everywhere, myself included. just, we felt freedom again and were spontaneously celebrating.

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  • [–] 99 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Vance said 'I'm ready to be president, just in case' and some people were like 'oh shit, it's happening!'.

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  • [–] 69 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    People were starting to talk about Trumps politics again instead of the Epstein files so they planted a new distraction.

    It's so obvious and yet we keep falling for it.

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    [–] 60 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    If he hasn't, can we start a conspiracy theory that he's been replaced?

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    [–] 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    And I am saving this for when the child molester is dead.

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  • [–] 44 points 1 year ago

    God damn it.

    Don't give me hope.

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  • [–] 82 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    Hey Americans, this is a feature of living under authoritarianism: to have a widespread conspiracy theory that the incumbent was replaced by the double. Get used to it.

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    Yeah the cultists that voted him in who are starting to realize what is really unfolding in our country can't believe it. "It can't really be him, he loves us, he cares for us! It must be a fake!"

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    None of those people have enough self reflection or care for others to give a shit what is unfolding. As long as "the right people" are being hurt they are happy.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    The problem is that many of them are getting caught up in the shit economy made worse by tariffs, while the right people aren't getting hurt enough.

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  • i've seen so many people on the "american left" (yes i know) celebrating when some maga's or a maga's loved one's face gets eaten because the leopards are hurting "the right people"... like, the point is not to be hurting anyone

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    [–] 32 points 1 year ago

    Don't get my hopes up

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Nah we'll know when he does. More likely he's ill, possibly on the way out.

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    supreme leaders cannot die. they simply pass the torch to the next chosen

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    This is so real. I was literally finally laying down when my brother got me with this.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    Please let me wake up to a brighter world. For once, pls

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

    i thought the fourth panel would be her finally getting a good night's sleep.

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    That means that JD Vance would be president and that is arguably worse.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    i would argue it's not because the nazis would not unify under goebbels like they did with hitler

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  • I mean the thing with Goebbels was he was...well...more insane than Hitler. Although Hitler was fucking insane, he also Eschewed some of the more wild shit that the Nazis used to underpin their ideology (like the idea that the Aryans came to Earth from an Ice ball).

    Goebbels was a little more fanatical, like he named his kids names beginning with H (because Hitler) and didn't eschew some of the crazier shit. He also didn't have as much of a head on his shoulders despite being an Orator.

    Vance on the otherhand has a head on his shoulders (unlike Trump) and also has some even more concerning stances on things (unlike Trump). Like Trump will call for people to be snatched off the streets and sent to random locations for making fun of him, he, and many of his followers, see him as an Emperor. Vance however, is a Theocrat, who given the powers of the presidency will end Secularism in the USA along with Democracy.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    he never was alive to begin with

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Great! 11½ years of Vance 😥

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    If following the law, which let's face it, they won't, then it would only be 7½ years of Vance. According to the 22nd Amendment if anyone takes over for the President before the two year mark, then they are only allowed to run for one extra term. If they take over after the two year mark then they may run for two more terms, for a maximum of ten years.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    There is about a 0 percent chance Vance wins an election without Trump's coat tails to ride.

    Vance will not be able to hold the coalition together.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Cute that you think you'll get elections.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Vance isn't capable of holding this coalition together.

    It's obviously when you hear the timbre in his voice: Vance is a fraud and Vance knows he's a fraud. When. he's trying to be a bully, he knows he's hollow insid; he, like so many other hollow suits, has no real beliefs. It's why he's so useful to venture capital.

    When Trump speaks, it's with an absolute conviction in whatever spew is coming from his lips. It doesn't matter what it is. Whatever Trump says, to Trump, he believes to be true.

    Trump is a true bully, and deeply insecure: It's why he doesn't suffer strong people in his presence. Because of this there is no one to fill the void he'll create.

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    I pray every day to gods I don't believe in.

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  • Second time that’s happened. Same with Melania.

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  • ok phew, then we need to only kill the couchfucker

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