"Hey, relax, guy!"

Don't calm down. Act.

"Calm down! We only want your minerals. You can keep your shithole country." (trump, or one of his minions, probably).

Time to join Elbows Up if you haven’t. We are calm as we can be here in Canada and still inflict pain on the USA.

And yet when China is even rumoured to be influencing Americans it's wild-flappy-arm-huffing-and-puffing time.

Maybe Denmark ought to buy some ad space in the US to talk about their government.

Calm down. We do it to everyone else too.

Telling people to "calm down" always has the desired effect. It is known. 😄

Ah, the ol' rapist mentality.

Relax, guy.

"Nice little minerals you got there, I think I want it."

Denmark summons U.S. envoy over claims of interference in Greenland

Denmark's foreign minister summoned the top U.S. diplomat in the country for talks after the main national broadcaster reported Wednesday that at least three people with connections to President Donald Trump have been carrying out covert influence operations in Greenland.

https://www.npr.org/2025/08/28/nx-s1-5520519/denmark-us-envoy-interference-greenland

It’s only a little “light” invasion. Just relax.

I would say I’ve seen more news about Denmark-Greenland relations in the last say month than I have my entire life. Feels like they’re busy at work in the realm of swaying public opinion.

USA is not an ally to anyone, just look at how they've behaved against Canada, a country that supported the US fight for independence, and has been their #1 ally ever since.
Denmark too has been one of the closest allies to USA for half a century. And USA could easily make defense agreements regarding Greenland with Greenland and Denmark. Yet they choose to behave like an enemy!!!

USA is behaving like an enemy, and behaving like an enemy, actually makes you one.

For Christ sake, stop the purchase from Denmark of F35!! What the fuck is our government thinking continuing that moronic program?

Relax guy

Next up are little green men in support of the homegrown independence movement.

although it was unable to clarify who the men were working for.

The rest of the world can put two and two together