What, no McDonald's?
US to Iran is nearly 12,000 km. The meme does not benefit from using an inaccurately smaller number
"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose," -- Janis Joplin (Kris Kristofferson)
Key take away as always. If one wants to keep something secret, don't tell anyone, ever.
I should call her
Guy is over here boofing half eaten chocolate bars
Their birth date would be take from their ID. There was a post a few months ago where someone claimed to have left a similar note after finding a wallet. No mention of the Klingon or invitation though.