so uhh

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}
else {
    b.add(costco.retrieve(costco.items["milk"], 1)); 
}
costco.commit_transaction(b);

Grab me a hot doge pls.

Something "Kirkland". Doesn't matter what. That shit's good quality.

Food court chicken bake

Can you grab me one of the frozen bags of raspberries please? I need them for my breakfast and I'm just about to run out.

Rotisserie chicken but in the OG container not bagged.

And don't forget the barcode shirt!

Don't forget a box of those Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches, I'm tired of oatmeal for breakfast.

Some nice socks

Find the saddest looking sample lady, have a nice conversation with her about whatever weird thing she's sampling, and grab me one.

...I bet it's going to be some weird cream cheese dip.

Pirates Booty and the Detroit style frozen pizzas

hey uhh if youre like still there could you get me uhhhh you know what nevermind

Olive oil, tahini, and a shit-ton of chickpeas.

And yes, I am craving hummus.

A gallon of mayonnaise, 32 pack of Degree deodorant, and check to see if the chocolate covered peanut butter filled pretzel bites things are back in stock, please.

Combo pizza. Failing that, combo calzone.

Can you get me one of those fresh slabs of salmon? Thanks

17 containers of animal crackers

You never know when youll run out

Could you break up with my wife for me?

Spicy Jamaican beef patties plz

How about one of those packs of turkey wraps - I'll split it with ya, my treat! Let me know how much I owe ya.

Pallet of baby oil

A 5 gallon pail of mayonnaise. Don't ask...

Oh oh oh, do they still have pork bellies on sale? We need one for making some chasu. I promise I’ll share.

A tray of cream buns please.

One universal healthcare, and a take and bake chicken alfredo would be nice.

a few freezers for the transphobes, I don't want them rotting further

I always ask people to bring me back ice cream from wherever they are going because it seems like the most inconvenient thing to ask for.