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[–] 59 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If only we could get independent verification.

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  • [–] 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Send Nigel Farage to check on her.

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    The world's largest unisex public urinal.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Where have I been for the last 10 years?

    Lady, you were resting in piss of those who hated you. A lot of urine, by my own estimations

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Imagine needing to piss very much. Like the most You ever had to in Your life. In front of You there are 2 graves. One is Thatcher's the other one is Reagan's. You can only piss on one, which one do you choose?

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    "I think hell is something you carry around with you. Not somewhere you go." - Neil Gaiman

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Okay I didn't know that. I don't even really know who he is tbh.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (4 children)

    Oof. Well at least you now know you're a prophet.

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    Gaiman carried hell and inflicted it upon those he abused.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    The atheist afterlife is your memory and how people talk about you.

    So if you're a good person, people remember you fondly and speak well of you.

    And if you're Thatcher, people piss on your grave and openly wish you were in hell.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    she's in a doom WAD called Thatcher's Techbase

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    I would like to ask the same question.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago*

    Taking turns getting pineapple suppositories with Ronald Reagan, I hope. Fuck the Gipper too!

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    This is pretty convincing

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  • [+] -18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    she is in heaven obviously she was the best thing to have ever happened to the world

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