Most cannibals: eat human flesh but claims they don't

Most catholics: do not eat human flesh but claims they do

its just a mistranslation of

"if you aren't blowing the homies goodnight, are you even living?"

he encourages oral sex obviously! the church scholars are such incompetent noobs

edit: life is obviously cum.

Wait, we are SUPPOSED to eat a zombie?

Initially thought that bottom panel was a crab.

Inspiration of this meme:

I just got reminded of that cutscene in a first person shooter named Blood, and at the same time, there was a silly video whose absurd image popped in my mind

Real talk: Either this is some pagan ritual shit added later on by the Romans (like the polytheistic [Trinitarian] nature of Christianity and everything Paul said) or it was never meant to be taken even remotely literally. I'm going with the first one.

The cannibalistic symbolism in Christianity has always been incredibly bizarre to me. It's even more bizarre that Christians don't seem to think anything of it.

Vampires always quoting this bible versus. It gets annoying. Like we get it you are just following Jesus.

Watch out, you're straying close to heresy.

In relation to the process of digestion, the Catholic Church's teaching has been expressed in this way: "The substance of Christ's body is not subject to processes of digestion or to any chemical reactions. The qualities of bread of course behave in their normal way, undergoing a change as they are affected by digestion. Our Lord's substantial presence ceases as these qualities cease to retain those characteristics proper to bread."

Richard Chase:

You can have life in you by just eating a live bug. 🤷‍♂️

Blood did it

https://youtu.be/OGbQPgPrnYw?t=1m59s

hannible happy noises gif