The plan of a person who has apparently never met a cat before.

This is great world-building.

I'm assuming Allie is from accounting.

Of course, everyone is assuming it’s the cat that’s named Allie…

Shouldn't have advertised it to the cat with the sign

Goatee kit activity

What are they selling in that vending machine?

Allie shits on your dreams.
Get fucked.

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