Let’s be real here. You shouldn’t bring camo with you pretty much anywhere besides hunting.
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Yes, but, well, they wouldn't see me if I were to wear camouflage, so it would be a non-issue. /s
<Proceeds to dress as The Sea>
Its not the thread and would actually look okay (or, at least, not like you are a cosplaying goober) as clothing but
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_camouflage
It speaks to the actual role of camouflage as breaking up silhouettes. Which... if you are on the open sea is a major problem because there is nothing to blend into. Hence stuff like dazzle that is more about making it hard to distinguish exactly what kind of ship you are, what your direction is, or what your speed is. And it is genuinely wild how effective it was. Some of the more realistic WW1/2 naval milsims implement it and it makes you understand just how important radar/sonar actually was when you are struggling to make a firing solution for your torpedoes against what MIGHT be a destroyer.
It's ironic that they chose an example of dazzle for the article's main photo since it's purpose isn't to concealn disguise, or blend in so much as make ranging difficult. Not looking to split hairs with semantics. I just think it's cool.
I mean... if you actually read the article (or even the comment you are replying to...) you'll see it isn't ironic in the slightest.
Camouflage from other ships really isn't a thing. You can paint your ship grey or blue but that still stands out against the horizon at sea probably 20 hours a day. And is worse than useless if you are near a shoreline.
Odds get a lot better against aerial spotters (e.g. planes) but that also has mostly been rendered pointless in an era of radar since you anti-radar paint is VERY expensive and you don't have many options to add the angles that actually make the biggest difference for stealth purposes.
Which is why Dazzle et al were generally the popular approach. You were going to see the ship no matter what, so the point is to make it as hard to get actionable data out of that visual contact as possible. And... once radar and sonar took over there wasn't even much point to that.
Why Cruise Ships Ban Camouflage
The camouflage ban is not a matter of dress code, where the nautical sea-dogs in their pristine ship’s whites turn their noses up at certain sartorial choices. It’s actually much more practical.
In a lot of countries, particularly in some cruise-friendly areas like the Caribbean, wearing camouflage is illegal as a civilian because it’s part of a military uniform. Think of it as being akin to impersonating a police officer; it’s really not the kind of confusion—or trouble—you want to get into on vacation. Even camo patterns with non-traditional colors beyond the usual brown and green are not allowed.
Oh absolutely. I was in one of the countries on that list. Only the rebels and army wore camouflage, and the police would demand you take it off or be arrested. They were serious, the war was not that long ago. It doesn’t matter if you have no other clothes, according to a local they’ll make a tourist go naked rather than allow camouflage.
You shouldn't get on a cruise ever
I am aware of the chicanery cruise lines get up to, as well as the depravity that is commonplace on many American cruise lines. Oh, and emissions.
Apart from that, why should I avoid them?
What more reasons do you need lmao.
Also all of the shit goes into the water iirc
Fair enough on that first point; not sure what the se one one means tho
My phone is borked and i didn't reread, sorry. I meant that all of the piss and shit just goes in to the water
Brb just taking a big dump in the river after I ate 3 kebabs with 1.5l of coke.
Any ship built in the last ten years has onboard waste processing facilities and water desalination plants. The only thing that goes back into the ocean is purified graywater, and ash. Plastics are stowed until they return to land.
The way the ships are built was drastically changed in the last decade because of the big lawsuits that Carnival got smacked within 2016 and 2019. There’s some pretty neat videos on YouTube about how Disney’s ships handle trash and human waste. It’s sorted better than most metropolitan waste companies.
Depravity? Like moral depravity? Like swinger cruises or concert cruises with lots of drugs? Or just indulgence in general and a lack of care on environmental and local economic impacts?
My point was regarding the former, but the latter certainly would be an issue for me too.
Most people go on vacations for the wrong reasons, if you ask me. There’s an opportunity to experience an entirely different culture and learn about how other people live, but a lot of people waste their time at a resort.
They suck.
Also explosive diarrhea
Wasn't it a cruise ship that brought covid to the Americas? They're disease barges, you go on a cruise to catch norovirus, for that fresh exotic kind of blasting out both ends.
Point of order, wearing camo pattern on anything other than military/hunting attire just looks bad.
If you’re on a cruise and you want your clothes to look busy, why not try a floral print?
tropical camo
Camo, generally on military styled clothes, is a super fun print in street wear. I really like puting it together with androgynous or queer looking stuff 🤷♂️
Edit: can anyone tell me why I'm being downvoted? I don't really care but it's clear some people really strongly disagree with me and I'm not entirely sure why...
Probably, because camo is usually a sign of a military wannabe, and saying you like it is like admitting to being one.
You may as well not be a military wannabe, but may make that impression nevertheless
To be clear, I didn't downvote you for answering my question, that would be dumb and shitty
I think if someone looks queer and androgynous and is wearing cammo mashed up with other stuff, I think it's usually pretty clear they're not a military wannabe 😅


I wore this later that day cause the conversation got me thinking about camo in outfits- I don't think I look like a military wannabe, I look like a twink wearing a sports bra 😅
You look fab, and I hope you will go on wearing what you like.
Regarding the effect camo has, I'm not 100% convinced. If it were pink or acid coloured ‘camo’ that's one thing, but just a regular one I can't disconnect from military in my mind. That of course will vary widely from person to person
Tbf, if you're on a cruise ship and it docks at Zimbabwe, then worse mistakes have been made than your choice of outfit.
Where are those island guys hiding that they need camo as a uniform? They should wear tan pants and blue shirts so they blend in with the beach and horizon.
I mean it's essentially no different than wearing police uniform, so makes sense
TIL you shouldn't bring camouflage on a cruise to any place in which you do not need to be concealed.
In my experience you don’t even need camo to blend in. I’m a self-proclaimed military autist and my entire wardrobe is earth tones. That alone is enough to startle people on the trails when they’re not looking ahead and I suddenly appear in front of them on my bike. Camo obviously helps, but it’s not about perfectly blending in - it’s about not standing out. When I spot people in the woods it’s always because of a pale face or hands, or some brightly colored or white piece of clothing. Black stands out a lot too, but anything gray, brown, or green usually disappears into the background unless you’re staring right at it.
on saying "I'm a ghost ghost ghost..."
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