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[–] 85 points 1 year ago (4 children)

This is probably a dumb question, but I'm always out of the loop: What exactly did this guy (or kid? He looks like he could be in his teens) do to piss everyone off?

I try not to ask questions that could easily be Googled, but I'd rather not search for "big balls."

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  • [–] 126 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    He took all of our personal data and gave it to plantir so they can destroy our democracy and terrorize brown people. He was probably out soliciting underage girls for prostitution when he got knocked out. On a karma scale he deserves to get knocked out every day for the rest of his life.

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  • [–] 110 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Hey, I know 2 15 year olds that should be nominated for the Nobel peace prize

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  • [–] 143 points 1 year ago (47 children)

    The worst thing about this guy getting beaten up was that it had nothing to do with his actions at DOGE. It was just some random muggers.

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  • [–] 67 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Why did he take his shirt off before the blood happened? Sure seems like he picked a fight with children and lost.

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Tarps off boys, let's have a donnybrook

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Do you do CrossFit? You can CrossFuckOff.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    IMO The worst consequence is the military is in DC to do the police job now.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I missed this one. What's this now?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    Armed National Guard from (at minimum) West Virginia, Ohio, and South Carolina are now patrolling the streets of D.C. and residents are protesting.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    This is why we have the 2nd amendment, right here.

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  • [–] 80 points 1 year ago (25 children)

    Entitled white boys are only out that late soliciting prostitutes or buying coke. He got knocked out because he was doing some dumb shit.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (24 children)

    Well he shouldn't have been out that late and he probably was doing something illegal anyway

    We are getting into some real victim blaming territory

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Eh, he victimized millions of people already, lied repeatedly about his story, the cops lied to support him. He isn't the victim, he's the asshole.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'll copy here what i wrote above, hopefully that's alright

    That’s fine, I’m just saying the “shouldn’t have been out that late and was probably a criminal anyway” is eerily close to what is said when people are victim blaming. Better just say that he deserved it for being a shit person

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Alright, that's fair.

    For me I think it's more that nothing about the official story makes sense. It seems much more likely he was being a shithead and got punched while shopping. What he was shopping for should be largely irrelevant.

    It's similar to other conservative hypocrisies.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    He's not a victim, he's a psychopathic predator who caught a karma ricochet. It should have been worse.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    That's fine, I'm just saying the "shouldn't have been out that late and was probably a criminal anyway" is eerily close to what is said when people are victim blaming. Better just say that he deserved it for being a shit person

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    It's not a matter of "he's probably a criminal anyway," he's something far worse that a criminal. There no "probably" about it. He's a psychopathic traitor who actively, enthusiastically attacked/ damaged/ destroyed/ stole, etc. extremely valuable and sensitive agencies and data, and he deserves life in prison.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    i'm talking about this

    Entitled white boys are only out that late soliciting prostitutes or buying coke

    And another one in the same thread

    wouldn’t be surprised if he propositioned the children.

    Like that's just making up shit to justify things, similar to how often there's that "why was the black guy out that late, probably selling drugs" shit. Why bother when you can just point to the actual shit this guy has done

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    He's a psycho traitor scumbag, of course he was out doing psycho traitor scumbag stuff. Every moment that he breathes, he's doing something to hurt every person in the country. We have no obligation to treat him like he's a decent person who deserves the benefit of the doubt.

    MAGA Nazis fully invent the most heinous lies about good people, speculating about what this traitor was doing is perfectly acceptable.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    It's just so unnecessary to make up scenarios to justify shit when there's more than enough justification as is.

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  • [–] -5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Nope, they are pure evil, pile it on. They don't believe in respect or fairness, they shouldn't expect it in return.

    Stop being such a liberal weenie. MAGA rules our country because of weak thinkers like you. This is a Civil War. Get in the game or get out of the fucking way.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    We have no obligation to treat him like he's a decent person who deserves the benefit of the doubt.

    I don't see anyone here who is trying to give him benefit of the doubt. Everyone is adamant that he did something wrong. I haven't seen anyone saying he shouldn't have gotten beaten up.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I think he is too young to be Luigi'd. He has capacity for reflection, contrition and transformation. But he did need to be checked, no doubt. Chances are this will not wake him up. His future will be in some minimum security prison for embezzlement or fraud or some other white collar crime.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Buy don't you see the circumstances of the situation matters? A black man being beat up by police on his way home late one night after buying diapers for his toddler, sounds pretty awful and unjust right? Well turns out it was Clarence Thomas. Cool he got beat, but still makes it an unjust and disgusting crime that needs to be punished. Especially when they thought it was just some random easy target.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Oh, the criminals should definitely be punished, they don't get a pass, that's MAGA thinking.

    But I'm not going to offer any sympathy for this psychpath as a victim. He has killed too many people for me to care about him.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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    [–] 66 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Context? I have no idea who this is

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  • [–] 79 points 1 year ago

    Teenager with a dumb nickname who Elon picked up as a DOGE guy. I think he was the one who resigned after the Internet found social posts in his history that were pretty racist or something. He got rehired right after he resigned.

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  • [+] 65 points 1 year ago (3 children)
  • [–] 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Damn is this Musk's guy? He got fucked up, I hadn't seen this yet

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    100% hilarious

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Is that his story or is there actually witnesses to his claim that aren't teenage prostitutes that beat the shit out of him?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Who cares? The MAGA Nazis would just make up the worst story possible, like the attack on Paul Pelosi, then just spread it as truth, and happily believe it.

    So we can invent the truth, too. MAGA Morons always forget that two can play this game.

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  • [–] 50 points 1 year ago

    Tolerant? I'm fucking intolerant of the current government and little shits like this being put into a position to either be totally worthless or do serious damage to this country.

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  • [–] 45 points 1 year ago

    Nobody is obligated to tolerate evil, and MAGA is the most evil political system on the earth today. All MAGA Nazis are Traitors, pedophiles, racists, corrupt, rapists, and more, and should be resisted at every opportunity.

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    I would not believe a single word he, or Drumpfs police say about the matter. Most likely, he was hitting on the 15 year old girl that beat him up, which would be typical for anyone GOP.

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  • Was there a description of his injuries? It just looks like his nose got hit pretty hard (possibly broken?) and that’s it.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I like to imagine that This song was playing when he was catching them fists.

    …with his face.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    New name is EB. Empty Ballsack.

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