CAT: Actually let me update the tweet with a second point:

TWICE.

What are video games if not "chasing laser dots"?

This only proves cats are smarter than Americans. But it kinda tracks that an American would equalise Americans and humans.

I dunno man, if I saw a fucking giant frantically coming near me with a sucking machine I can fit in and that does as much noise as a jet engine, I'd be giving it space too.

Today I will go on the internet and state an obvious fact as smugly as possible. Nobody will mock me for spiking the smallest football ever seen.

Two times even 🤦

are we sure cats didn’t vote in the last election?

Prove that any cat voted for any other opponent. I'll wait. Stupid cats.

you know, i named my cats so i can yell "WHERE MY ______ AT" and they would come running down the hall for cuddles and I now know the name of, well not my next cat that's gonna be Churro but the one after that

For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.

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Same goes for cats

While I accept that cats didn't elect Trump, I refuse to concede cats wouldn't have elected Trump if they could vote. The man is a physical manifestation of the act of pushing a glass of water off the edge of the table.

wait, humans don't chase laser dots? then what am I?

Damn.

No, humans chase a fleeting sense of stability and fear change and uncertainty.

Things that are decidedly less concrete than laser dots and vacuums.

They would have if they could

Evidence that NDT is a tool