What’s the joke about every generation thinking they invented sex? That, but with cum cooking, I guess: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/5830947-natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes

Let's math! An average egg holds 52ml in volume. The average ejaculation delivers between 2 and 6ml. This means you'll have to nut into your pie crust 9 - 26 times to keep it from crumbling.

But can I whip it into a cum meringue?

Or blood.

That's why I have a copy of Natural Harvest along with my other cook and recipe books.

i hate when people talk about cum as a milk substitute in coffee.

it's a egg white replacement.

it would just curdle in hot drinks

Blood too :D

Just leaving Semenology here

My friend asked my partner her recipe for her awesome sticky rice the other day. I told him I provide a special ingredient.

They said Mind not...

There used to be a video on pornhub of a couple of dudes nutting into a skillet, then some chick makes an omelet with all the jizz and eats it. Pretty gross