The real dangers of marijuana /j

Try to compensate with several bagels

RIP toilet

Embrace it. Ngl, I do this sober lmao. Not by itself though.

This too shall pass 😌

Quickly, eat a massive bowl of soup and your body will just think you had a huge portion of chowder so you don't need to feel ashamed.

What a waste of cream cheese. Here use it in this instead

No help is needed, shits delicious

I may or may not have gotten way too into trees and bike repair and thought you were measuring your cheese with precision calipers

I hope it was with chips and spicy salsa... as a lactose intolerante, that is what I always miss the most about cream cheese

Okay, It's been another five minutes and now I'm even more hungry than I was five minutes ago so now is the time you have to rise and bring forth your squirrel to the... bagel shop. Where I can get the cream cheese the creamy creamy cheese, cheesy cheesy cream.

Whatever you've heard about arterial maggots is NOT true.

I'm proud of you!