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[–] 16 points 1 year ago

Spring, summer, fire, autumn, deluge, winter, and deluge 2?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Looking forward to next Autummer. Hopefully this coming Sprinter isn't too cold. Have a happy Summing! Yeah I think these could work.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    I don't entirely disagree with their reasoning, but seasons are defined by the rotation and tilt of the Earth.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    That's only tenuously true. They're mainly driven by earth's orientation, sure, but if that was all then you wouldn't get regional variations in seasons (like the wet & dry seasons some places get, rather than the 4 we get in most places).

    It would also be impossible for winter to come early, and you ask any farmer they'll tell you that's a thing which happens

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    [–] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    New season just dropped.

    It's called "Wholly shit every thing is on fire"and it involves 3 months of sitting in wildfire smoke thicker than a 1960s cocktail lounge, while the air remains hotter than a bartenders gouch. Its styles are a tank top an N95 and a go bag, and it's drink is anything but sprinkle a lil bit of wood ash on top.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago*

    human-made seasons

    aka destroying the only planet we have in order to make billionaires richer. We are so smart.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    “Stupid Smarch weather…”

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