Fuck me I am so goddamn bone-tired of this idiocy

I look forward to watching President Dwayne Alozondo Camacho unite both sides of the house with a combination of wrestling and porn.

So this is the "circuses" part. Next must be the "bread".

Just Gross.

Release the Epstein files.

Release the trump/Epstein files, president Camacho!

The older I grow, the quicker I realize Idiocracy was a documentary of the future to come.

I like watching UFC, but this might be the trashiest thing ever done

Teddy Roosevelt would compete. But he was a real president.

1. I thought I bit an onion.
2. They’re seriously being inspired by Idiocracy?
3. Release the Epstein files.

Only the white trashiest of ideas

Is this the 3-way Trump, Putin, Nethanyahu fight?

How is this not the Idiocracy timeline? I'd anything it feels like the pace of the "dumbing down" is too fast.

I literally saw a comment about a month ago on Lemmy saying "what's next, wrestling matches in the white house?" Or something like that.

Whoever you were, you fucking called it

How tacky.

Release the Trump/Epstein files.

UFC to host first-ever fight event at the White(trash) House

I'm so embarrassed to be associated with this country. I've only grown less and less patriotic as time goes by

We live in a joke of a country

President Camacho approves

UFC started to become fascist, absolutely ruinimg the sport. UFC In the facist house

Probably just a coincidence that Paramount is purchasing UFC exclusive steaming rights in a seven year deal.

How male and masculine.

When are these “Alpha Males” going to turn on the pedo in chief because they certainly look like a bunch of beta cucks right now

its basically glorified bumfights, allegedly he doesnt pay most of his fighters well, unless they are the face of the company.

Dana White at the inauguration was such a fever dream experience.

Was the WWF (or whatever the criminal wrestling organization goes by these days) booked?

This is the best thing Trump has done this term

HAHAHA... AAAAAHAHAHA. Banana republic.

Idiocracy was supposed to be fiction.

We are advancing into the Mountain Dew agricultural revolution way ahead of schedule.