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Every time l hear a politician say they
"can't" help us (Photo of a DIY project guillotine)

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[–] 54 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Sorry to say, your #16 sheet-metal plus a couple 2x6's on either side with bolts is not heavy enough nor strong enough to consistently and repeatedly do the job on the scale required. 16guage is about as rigid as a wet noodle. I would go with 1/8", 3/16" or even 1/4inch sheet metal.

However, please, do NOT let my critique discourage you from building and using this demonstrator repeatedly until you can crowd-source the necessary repairs and upgrades.

Personally, I don't care if having their vertebra repeatedly used to sound the flimsiest gong possible makes a few billionaires last moments that much more painful and humiliating.

It is worth mentioning though, the French Revolution did not have access to semi-auto, reliable, firearms, while both bullets and guns are, today, both plentiful and cheap.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I have two comments:

    Firstly I know it might be slower to take more than one go to take a head off but it really builds anticipation for the crowd and especially for the next in line.

    Secondly sometimes the traditional method has lasting effects that strike fear and education into the minds of the population and the elites. It would be better to educate the 1% in how many times the heads bounce in the town square when the basket is full than to have unbridled capitalism stealing from the workers.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    I don't want them afraid of being caught-out in public. I want them afraid of being murdered in their beds, in their mcmansions, of having rattlesnakes dumped in the air vents of their bunkers. Catch them when they are trying to flee the country, absolutely, but frankly, most aren't worth the spectacle and resources of a guillotine, or transporting them to such.

    I'm not interested in educating people whose mode of being should not exist. For those worth educating, the deterrent of a guillotine is a comical hassle versus a bullet to the head - there's good reason modern revolutions use the latter.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Username checks out.

    #16 would be comical when it catches on a vertebra and bends. You don't want it too thick, though, as the mechanism relies on the weight, angle, and relative thinness of the blade to slice through. I'd recommend 1/8" with a concrete cap for weight. I'm torn between 304 and 5160, though.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    304 Stainless steel? Your soup spoon is made from that. Great for corrosion resistant items that don't need much hardness. 3xx stainless is also considered easier to machine. Perhaps you meant something from the 440 series A through C? Those are hardenable.

    5160 is a spring steel alloy and would be excellent. Except it's not very corrosion resistant.

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    [–] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I think welding the doors of their bunkers shut and cutting off the communication lines is the best thing to do with the bunker 1%ers.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    If you lock them in and don't let them communicate and try and control the outside world or do anything but live on canned food then they would probably off themselves.

    Let them do themselves in all by themselves with the rest of the world moving on without them.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    If we all work together to make it seem like we are about to gather them all in central areas of towns to chop their heads off using hastily thrown together guillotines with questionably sharp blades, then the 1% might start moving themselves into their bunkers so we can leave them alone to their thoughts.

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    [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    And when buying the supplies think about that time Benny Shapster told you to support Home Depot while holding a single plank of wood in a plastic bag.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Sure you could go with #16 plain sheet metal, but why not spring for tool steel? It’ll last longer and it just looks better, more professional.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I am not sure what #16 is, I assume thickness, but not sure how much. Guillotines had a big hunk of metal that weighted a lot in order tocbe effective.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Alls I’m saying is, you get what you pay for. Frankly, the slide assembly should be tempered steel as well, to minimize deflection and wear. You’re not gonna maintain rigidity with galvanized L-brackets either, and the pulley system should have bushings. Slap a small motor on it and a palm button control, you got efficiency and ease of operation.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    If we want to truly honor the 18th century craftsmen we wouldn't use L brackets at all. Maybe some nice wedged through-tenons and dovetails and stuff. I guess it depends on the aesthetic. Like are we going for historic, or can we 3d-print the little decorative swirly bits?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    I can get a quality machete from Costa Rica for $2.10 USD.

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