All kids go through that age where all they want is Wyoming, but all you have are puréed carrots. Such is life.

I dunno, a nice bowl of Wyoming really calms my kid down. Hasnt made a sound in a few days now.

Tar on toast is fine though

Noooo, I love eating Wyoming. It's the best cross between effective price and good tast. You must hate me. :(

MOM I WANT MY TAR!

I grew up eating all of that and nothing ever happened to me!

Thank goodness I take care to only feed glass shards to children that are neurotypical

What if they have celiac as well as autism and want a PBJ?

That’s a productivity science pack, not a chemical science pack…

Everything is chemicals. What do I heat now? Can I still eat the "Hungarian Pizza" (Pizza sauce, cheese, onions, jalapenos, salami, bacon) I just ordered?