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[+] 32 points 1 year ago* (1 child)
  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Hmm, that looks more like a Linux boot screen - with a failure message. Probably a borked drive.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

    Bad drive and a subsequent corrupted NFS config. Or just a bad network cable.

    EDIT: wait, no. Says Dependency failed for /boot and Dependency failed for Local File System at the top. The NFS stuff isn't corrupted. It's straight up gone.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Yep. It somehow managed to load the kernel and the initial ramdisk, and then died screaming. The parts already scrolled out probably tell a tale of a busted file system.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I like how Lemmy's reaction to a quick shot a of a broken slurpee machine is to quickly and precisely diagnose the problem. And it's interesting to me that this would even be networked.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Camera in the machine assesses who is looking to decide which animation to play to get the attention to the right place to adjust which flavours people choose to ensure proper stock rotation and so they never run out of a flavour. Plus the A/B testing that feeds back to the marketing department to tell them which animations successfully manipulated the choice.

    I'm making this up but it's scary that all the technology exists and could actually be true.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago*

    If you drink it fast enough, you'll feel like you blue screened, but in reality the system will just be temporarily frozen.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Alas, they’re not going to get a blue screen from Linux

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  • MOUNTAIN DEW: BLUE FREEZE OF DEATH

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Kowalski analysis

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