Were they trying to master the reusable landing stage first?

Guys we're doing our best :(

It's a shame, because their launch site in Bowen is much closer to the Equator than the continental US. When/if they get it right, they'll be able to need far less fuel than US launch sites.

We're all one race: the human race. There is no space race.

The engineers didn't account for the toilet water spinning around the opposite way.

NEEDS MORE STRUTS!

"barely off the ground"

How slow did it fly? 0.1 meters per second?

Well obviously because gravity is the other way around in Australia, duh!

So, it's "Xeeting" now instead of "tweeting" or simply "posting"?

Though, kangaroo biomimicry proved a great success.

that's what she said