Clippy

Cummy

I love to shit on Microsoft and their AI push, but I also think it looks more like a drop of water than sperm. That being said, their comment about how "the desktop has become a billboard" is extremely on point. Fuck copilot, fuck AI, fuck Microsoft

Well, since every modern tech logo looks like a butthole (https://velvetshark.com/ai-company-logos-that-look-like-buttholes), this is coherent

They had a real opportunity and missed it

People here need to touch grass. Not every white blob is cum.

Sounds like the cumsprite from Oglaf (NSFW)

Should have retroed Clippy. They probably would have got a few percent bump just from nostalgia.

"You will be friends with the floating jizz was and you will thank us for it, or else."

-Microsoft, allegedly.

Little mascot from Oglaf

What? That is a RIDICULOUS statement!

A blob semen can actually be useful!

Adipose.

First, Clippy, now Spunky.

So, Mustafa — which company was it that covered your Windows desktop in ads in the start menu and random Daily Mail headlines? We should find that company and stop them.

😘👌

Is Oglaf the new Simpsons?

For me it's a marshmallow. To each their own xD

Doesn't look like a butthole for once I guess

Seems like someone got hold of an early Rorschach test.

Never forget what they took from us!

Not really but ok

They called the idea nutty, even seedy, but the Copilot mascot turned out to be a seminal piece of marketing that spawned generations to follow. This was a huge release that left a lot of the more conservative viewers clutching their pearl necklaces. Cream of the crop. Busting once and for all the myth that Microsoft isn't a fertile place for breeding marketing innovation. Coming out of nowhere, a climactic moment in the 2025 AI summer. Truly a moment to refract on during the upcoming period. All the money they've splooged on AI is finally coming to fruition and not just blown off and swallowed. The success will surely rub off on the AI industry as a hole or at least jack up Microsoft shares with vigorous excitement. And other semen jokes.

Cumpilot?

Baldur Bjarnason has given his thoughts:

I mean… yeah.

Also, between this and seeing tech types link glowingly to a crazypants “colonise the light cone by exploring latent space” type of delusional bullshit and I’m staring to worry that computers, as a concept, might not be salvageable after these clowns have run the show into the ground

Another Oglaf reference???

Looks a lot like the computer from the recent movie Elio

Strange, ever noticed how many of the genAI logos looked like an anus? https://velvetshark.com/ai-company-logos-that-look-like-buttholes. "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action", what is dozens of times?

I’m into Clippy

Does it really?

Oh, right. I forgot the obligatory comment.

@dgerard why did you make the header image so sexy again?

The video is heavily euphemised and I think I got away with it

Sidenote: It would be hilarious if YouTube began demonetising videos featuring Microsoft Copilot's Cum Zone

I hate my desktop

Should we tell him that it's Microsoft's fault?

NGL, they might've been better off skating the edge of IP and managed it after a little fat blobule, like the Partners In Crime adipose here. Adipilot has that "atta boy" sound, and selling fat to dumbfuck Americans is their business model already, so: apropos on so many levels. 🤷🏽‍♂️

edit: yes, now I see the earlier comment. 🤪

Or is it the fat just walking away? anyone remember the Adipose

Tofu, if it were orange the article would read "...looks like a blob of orange semen"

something something facial recognition

Young and dumb