Then spit it right out again, as you know how much damage it will do.
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The other side to that is realizing how sick you feel after eating three giant KitKats
Fuck Nestle, Kit Kats are made by Nestle.
But being an adult is realizing those choices are accommodated by consequences. Like all your friends giving you shit for being ‘lol random’.
But being an adult is realizing those choices are accommodated by consequences
No! I specifically ordered my increased autonomy without any adulting! I demand a replacement or a refund!
At least you can decide for yourself if you want to accept those consequences.
If your body reacts this way from eating too many sweets once, then your problem started weeks before.
The human body needs way less nutrients than people generally assume.
If I ate something like this, I'd feel awful in a matter of minutes, probably about 30. Oh, it would taste awesome until then.
I'm not diabetic, but hypoglycemia sucks balls. I can't even eat a fucking banana unless I've just had a meal. 😕
Me, as a child: "I want to eat four KitKats at once."
My parents: "You'll give yourself a tummy ache and spend the rest of the day puking and shitting."
Me, as an adult: puking and shitting noises
I was 26 before I realised that I could have as much bacon as I wanted whenever I wanted.
Nah, not if you eat like this. You prob unhealthy af
Actually, I think I'm doing pretty well for a guy my age. Certainly better than the average. However, I could stand to do better.
I don't actually eat bacon everyday. Just because I can do something doesn't mean that I do.
Got any tips for an older gent that's looking for some gains? Not trying to look like Chris Hemsworth, but a healthy muscle tone would be nice.
We still live in a society governed by laws and morals.
Straight to jail.
Anyone else just randomly bought a cake and ate the whole thing?
Being an adult isn't all bad.
It’s funny till you been a grown up too long and you get either disgusted or scared of this lol.
The best part about eating kit kats wrong is the look of disgust on everyone's faces as you do.
I was in college and loved Arby's beef and Cheddars. Ordered 5 at the drive through, ate them all within 20 minutes. Oof. I still remember how heavy they were.
Kitititit-Katatatat
Man was it nice to fill up a shopping cart with ALL THE SWEETS and no-one could stop me.
When I started living on my own I baked a whole thing of cinnamon rolls and ate them all.
I never even thought that i would call someone this, but you have forced me to. YOU BARBARIC!
I used to have a kit Kat addiction and would eat a whole chocolate block sized bar of the stuff like this
I once bought myself a birthday cake for dinner. Yes, I am overweight, why do You ask?
Just wait until you realize that being an adult means sucky responsibilities.
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