When I Realize I'm A Grownup (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)
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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

Then spit it right out again, as you know how much damage it will do.

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  • [–] 59 points 1 year ago* (9 children)

    The other side to that is realizing how sick you feel after eating three giant KitKats

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Shortly after moving out on my own I realized I could just buy broccoli and steam it and eat it whenever I want. Keep in mind I LOOOOOVED steamed broccoli; especially with lemon juice and butter.

    I have binged on candy and felt awful afterwards but never in my life have I felt as miserable as I did the night after I ate a whole head of broccoli. The trapped gas in my abdomen literally made me wish I was dead.

    …and my dumb ass had to do this twice before before I made the connection…

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    [–] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    But being an adult is realizing those choices are accommodated by consequences. Like all your friends giving you shit for being ‘lol random’.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    But being an adult is realizing those choices are accommodated by consequences

    No! I specifically ordered my increased autonomy without any adulting! I demand a replacement or a refund!

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    If your body reacts this way from eating too many sweets once, then your problem started weeks before.

    The human body needs way less nutrients than people generally assume.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    If I ate something like this, I'd feel awful in a matter of minutes, probably about 30. Oh, it would taste awesome until then.

    I'm not diabetic, but hypoglycemia sucks balls. I can't even eat a fucking banana unless I've just had a meal. 😕

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    Me, as a child: "I want to eat four KitKats at once."

    My parents: "You'll give yourself a tummy ache and spend the rest of the day puking and shitting."

    Me, as an adult: puking and shitting noises

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I was 26 before I realised that I could have as much bacon as I wanted whenever I wanted.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    Nah, not if you eat like this. You prob unhealthy af

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Actually, I think I'm doing pretty well for a guy my age. Certainly better than the average. However, I could stand to do better.

    I don't actually eat bacon everyday. Just because I can do something doesn't mean that I do.

    Got any tips for an older gent that's looking for some gains? Not trying to look like Chris Hemsworth, but a healthy muscle tone would be nice.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    We still live in a society governed by laws and morals.

    Straight to jail.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Anyone else just randomly bought a cake and ate the whole thing?

    Being an adult isn't all bad.

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  • Next comes the realization you can also buy quality treats.

    You're welcome.

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  • It’s funny till you been a grown up too long and you get either disgusted or scared of this lol.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    The best part about eating kit kats wrong is the look of disgust on everyone's faces as you do.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I was in college and loved Arby's beef and Cheddars. Ordered 5 at the drive through, ate them all within 20 minutes. Oof. I still remember how heavy they were.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Man was it nice to fill up a shopping cart with ALL THE SWEETS and no-one could stop me.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    When I started living on my own I baked a whole thing of cinnamon rolls and ate them all.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I never even thought that i would call someone this, but you have forced me to. YOU BARBARIC!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I used to have a kit Kat addiction and would eat a whole chocolate block sized bar of the stuff like this

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Who eats a kit-cube starting from a corner?!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Choosing to by a psycho is definitely a choice.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I once bought myself a birthday cake for dinner. Yes, I am overweight, why do You ask?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Just wait until you realize that being an adult means sucky responsibilities.

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