Doesn’t matter. The fourth will put it right.

Shortly after moving out on my own I realized I could just buy broccoli and steam it and eat it whenever I want. Keep in mind I LOOOOOVED steamed broccoli; especially with lemon juice and butter.

I have binged on candy and felt awful afterwards but never in my life have I felt as miserable as I did the night after I ate a whole head of broccoli. The trapped gas in my abdomen literally made me wish I was dead.

…and my dumb ass had to do this twice before before I made the connection…

Well being an adult is taking a giant bite through a bunch of giant kitkats, then putting the rest away for another day.

Just wait until you realise there are FOUR Kit Kats in the image!