Hoary Puffleg was my nickname in high school.

Iistened to an episode of Conan Needs a Friend where he interviewed some bird guy who suggested that the bird that best resembles Conan is the Andean Cock of the Rock. Curiosity got the better of me so I searched for 'Andean Cock of the Rock'. The first result was not a bird but was instead a poorly made deep fake of Dwayne Johnson breaking one off in a South American gentleman.

Bananaquit! Do doooo da doo doo!

Bananaquit! Da doo doo doo...

No list is complete without the woodcock

I got excited to tell everyone I saw a pair of great tits above a large bush.

Call me when you find the mythic shag

Back in the day people be naming birds like "brown tittied groundling gayfa**ot" and nobody be batting an eye

Common shag is fantastic.

After watching some British TV shows, I now know that birds can also mean women so this just makes me laugh still.

why would they need to do something about it?

If reincarnation is real I wouldn't mind coming back as a hotbreasted milf. Flying sounds quite nice

Notify collective shout, they may be able to do something

They are named by people like Benjamin Franklin

Poor banana