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[–] 103 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Hey now, he earned those fair and square off the corpses he killed.

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  • [–] 90 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Stolen is for the Living, once you kill the owner it becomes Looted.

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  • [–] 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Not realistic it should be more like this

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    [–] 34 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    That’s why I like Barbarians so much in DND.

    Describe what your character is wearing.

    Uhm…some blanket he found earlier…I think?

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    In my campaign, the party got attacked by a grey ooze, which corroded some weapons and the barbarian's armor. We were all like, was the barb even wearing armor? Turns out she had it on from a previous level when it made sense, but had since taken points in Constitution (and I think a magic item gave her Sex). So, she removed her armor and her AC literally went up by 2, lol!

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    What's this magic item that gives sex?

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    Hmm! I had the grey one, and it didn't have that ability...

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Rookie mistake. Everyone knows that red is the color of pasión and that nobody could tell the difference between red and orange in the 80s 😉

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Something tells me there's a correlation between mistaking orange for red and being unaware of the existence of the clitoris. Every woman knew someone who couldn't differentiate, or simply refused to.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Personally, I was born on the penultimate day of 1982 (the exact date is irrelevant, I just love using the great word "penultimate 😁), so it's probably a safe bet that I didn't know that much about the clitoris during the 80s 🤷

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Damn, inflation spiked since I last had a look at Faerun's prices.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    sir hans is a nepo baby got all o that money from dad.

    henry fought random bandit camps which sometimes has expensive armour in their chest.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Is it the gold price you paid, or the iron price?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    stealing is different from robbing

    that stuff was from a murder/robbery

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Shop loot the look!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    What a coincidence this came across my feed, I just started playing Kingdom Come: Deliverance yesterday!

    I almost ragequit in the first few hours but it's pulling me back in

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I call it repurposing.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    You steal equipment because you want bigger green numbers.

    I steal equipment so I don't accidentally sell it when dropping off a load of loot.

    We're not the same(unless you're a sneaky archer, armorer, enchanter every Skyrim playthrough)

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I call bullshit, no level 1 starts with that much money. It's more like you can afford either the pants or the chest piece but not both. Or both, but then you can't afford the sword. And hope you find and steal whichever one you gave up here pretty quick, it'll be better than nothing.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Unrealistic, swords are really expensive.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    A lot like a thief but with a lot of extra steps. Some overlap occurs.

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