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[–] 34 points 1 year ago (12 children)

That’s why I like Barbarians so much in DND.

Describe what your character is wearing.

Uhm…some blanket he found earlier…I think?

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    In my campaign, the party got attacked by a grey ooze, which corroded some weapons and the barbarian's armor. We were all like, was the barb even wearing armor? Turns out she had it on from a previous level when it made sense, but had since taken points in Constitution (and I think a magic item gave her Sex). So, she removed her armor and her AC literally went up by 2, lol!

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    What's this magic item that gives sex?

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    This one

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Hmm! I had the grey one, and it didn't have that ability...

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Rookie mistake. Everyone knows that red is the color of pasión and that nobody could tell the difference between red and orange in the 80s 😉

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Something tells me there's a correlation between mistaking orange for red and being unaware of the existence of the clitoris. Every woman knew someone who couldn't differentiate, or simply refused to.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Personally, I was born on the penultimate day of 1982 (the exact date is irrelevant, I just love using the great word "penultimate 😁), so it's probably a safe bet that I didn't know that much about the clitoris during the 80s 🤷

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