“I grabbed his right arm while giving the verbal instruction, ‘Chuck E, come with me Chuck E,' ” Tallahassee police Officer Jarrett Cruz wrote in the report.

Cruz left the restaurant to confer with Allen and another officer. When the officers went back inside, Jones was gone but a Chuck E. Cheese mascot was now in the restaurant.

Just a couple of my favorite parts of the article.

Florida Rat

He was probably trying to order some edible pizza

Guess he didn't hear the "Cheese it!" warning in time.

He's cuffed and wearing the head? I mean, they had to take the head off to confirm that they were arresting the right guy, right? Did they make him put it back on? Please say he kept it on for the bail hearing.

How many game tickets did he turn in to get a Stolen Credit Card? /s

Times are tough when even the rats resort to identity theft.

"The officers read the mouse his Miranda warnings before he insisted he never stole anyone’s credit, police said.

“I don’t got no card on me, I don’t use nobody’s cards but my own,” Jones said, according to Cruz’s arrest report."

When the cops aren't telling you why you're being arrested and you start spouting off about stolen credit cards while they're reading your rights, STFU!

(Didn't help that he had the card and purchase receipt in his pocket).

Traumatize those kids, give them nightmares and years of therapy. Good job, Chuck E. man.

Honestly saw the start, and honestly I imagine similar events. Somehow I'm predicting ice to deport an american citizen in a speedy gonzolas costume soon.

The pigs caught the rat