I'm currently torn between Natural Born Killers and Reservoir Dogs, but at least have had it down to "probably nothing with Steven Seagal in it" quite early in the process.

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The Black Widow movie. I could stand seeing Scarlett Johansson get down and dirty.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    The Rocky movies. Imagine the (sex) training montage leading up to two dudes pounding each other for 15 rounds in a boxing ring in front of an audience.

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    Demolition Man ... have some kick-ass sex and then enjoy the afterglow at Taco Bell.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    The matrix. Those beautifully choreographed fight sex scenes would put the kama sutra to shame.

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    The first rule of Fuck Club is: you do not talk about Fuck Club. The second rule of Fuck Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fuck Club.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Pacific Rim gets a lot better??? Giant robots fucking giant monsters.

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    Debbie Does Dallas becomes Kill Bill, and vice-versa.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Well, I just know I won't watch any zombie movie from now on.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Hardcore Henry!

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago*

    I can finally watch 7 Songs with the family.

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