The bering strait is probably doable. The ol land bridge is underwater there somewhere. Just build a bridge on top of that. If it keeps getting hotter, we are all going to want to move to alaska.
We're trying!
It's for a parking lot, isn't it?
Am American. Can confirm, we are very stupid, which means we’ll probably try this.
It would create new spots in the house and Senate. Changing the whole dynamic of political. So it'll never happen and if it does... It'll just be a territory like Puerto Rico or Washington DC.
Can't have folks having representation
Please take down this post. It will give the current administration ideas. First term he just drew outside the lines and this is exactly that.
This project is underway. What do you think all that ocean plastic is for?
Yes, but that's not the reason why
Somebody get this to Trump's desk! Let's make it happen, people!
Good idea!
Hey, Canada, we need all your dirt.
They can call it New Flevoland
If you want trump to do, here's what you'll need to do:
Make the bottom border go straight across and connect to Mexico, then build that giant wall along the new mexican-us border.
The added benefit here is a larger border with Mexico, meaning he can run around screaming about the now larger border with Mexico, while simultaneously cutting off Mexico's west coast from the ocean, fucking their supply routes. He'd absolutely be on board for this.
take it down one degree of absurdity and you just have Bojack Horseman
Maybe the Dutch can help out with this.
We will completely engulf Canada. We'll see who's laughing then!
We'll have all the poutine!
they dont want to look like a turkey.
but we all know, its way too late for that.
you can do that by lowering the global temp by releasing massive amounts of sulfur dioxide into atmosphere, leading to an ice age, then it wont be accesible due to massive glaciers. but you wont lower it enough to get that huge landmass
Team Magma Grunt breathes heavily
Should be waaaay bigger. The line must be drawn at the end of the Aleutian Islands.
Holy hell, new state just dropped.
There's a scientist trying to do just that. Lex something
Because that would need more than like four tons of sand.
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