That soda isn't nearly big enough.

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[–] 43 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I like the way the "360 swivel" symbol looks suspiciously like the amazon logo

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    [–] 104 points 1 year ago* (14 children)

    A 500ml cup? Lettuce in his clean hamburger? What is this Switzerland?

    That American should be holding a 4 gallon 7-Eleven container filled with Mountain Dew and his burger shouldn't have any vegetables unless it was squeezed out of a bottle and the liquid just dripping all over his shirt, thighs and that brand new chair .... and he shouldn't be weighing 200lbs, he should at least be a 300lb behemoth that is straining the structural capacity of that wivel chair.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    All joking aside, the cup really is too small and the burger really is too lettucey to look authentically American, 100% seriously

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    that cup seems pretty regular sized to me, as aussie…?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    That would probably be a "small" at most fast food drive thrus here. Also, nobody orders a small unless they're on a "diet" - in fact I don't think I've ever seen any of my friends order a small. Generally everyone gets a large or extra large (because it's only a few cents more!!), which looks like this here: https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/denise-gray-holds-two-extra-large-soft-drinks-from-news-photo/145545668

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyles!

    I'll sit at a drive thru

    I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter

    Everything is mega meal, super sized

    "Want biggie fries with that? Want a jumbo fry, wanna go large

    Want a biggie fry, wanna have thirty burgers for a nickel, you fat motherfucker?"

    "There's room in the bag. Take it!"

    "Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents!"

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I can do an entire 360 Wivel? Fuck yeah, Wivel all around!

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago

    My culture is not your costume.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago

    Is it because they made him unrealistically slim?

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    No gun holster, and no flags... 0/10 would not american

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    what kinda smoothbrain wears a shirt instead of a bathrobe

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yeah this guy should be wearing flip-flops.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago

    As a European, i can agree that the soda is to small for an American. And also, that guy looks way better then what's realistic. I give it 3/5 for realism

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Those fucking casters can't hold 700 pounds gliding around on them.

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  • 360° WIVEL

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  • [+] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I am sitting with worse posture than this.

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  • that soda ought to be in a cup holder or foam dome so he can double fist burgers. that's albertan at best

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I'm all for it, as long as we can keep buying cheap crap we don't need! Same reason I don't mind all the Chinese lead in everything!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    wrong that should be a milkshake

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Double bearings! Sold!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Well they nailed the shrinkflation aspect. I can confirm that large milkshakes here are like 1/5th the size they used to be. That milkshake be small.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    But it has 360 degree wivel!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    As an American, good luck trying to offend me about how loathsome the US and it's people largely are.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    And rightly so, americans are twice the size at least.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    In the US, the average weight for men is around 199 pounds (90 kg), and for women, it's around 171 pounds (77 kg). In India, the average weight for men is around 145 pounds (65 kg), and for women, it's around 121 pounds (55 kg). That being said Americans are on average 2.5cm taller. Average BMI is 26.5 in the US and 23 in India.

    So twice the size? Not really. This picture is amusing though.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Chris O'Neill is doing AliExpress modeling now?

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  • [–] -3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    So because the guy has a burger and is fat, you think they represent an American?

    I think this is more you trying to offend yourself.

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