I expected way more acne

Lol, that cup is legitimately so small...

All joking aside, the cup really is too small and the burger really is too lettucey to look authentically American, 100% seriously

Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyles!

I'll sit at a drive thru

I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter

Everything is mega meal, super sized

"Want biggie fries with that? Want a jumbo fry, wanna go large

Want a biggie fry, wanna have thirty burgers for a nickel, you fat motherfucker?"

"There's room in the bag. Take it!"

"Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents!"

I think that's a pretty generous 200 lbs.