I have two insulated bottles of water next to me right now, one with regular ice water and one with ice water that has Mio flavoring and a hydration fluid mixed in. Soon, I will have an apple cider as well.

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

/me staring at three plastic containers disapprovingly

why am I seeing an ad for over-priced garbage? eww.

Leave that bottle of evaporated piss water where it belongs and get the fuck out of starbucks, then we might be talking

i also can only have certain drinks with certain foods, so this helps with that too. XD

That combo is too inefficient for me. I like coffee, but if I am prioritizing caffeine and still want something more sugary, an energy drink would be fine.

So, a bottle of water and a large Red bull would be sufficient and easier to transport, while also staying in-line with what I would carry around if I really wanted multiple experiences.

The poor straw length pairing annoys me.