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[–] 31 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Never once have I zipped up my dick and/or balls.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 day ago

    How'd you get the beans above the frank?!

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  • [–] 8 points 2 days ago* (4 children)

    I learned at a young age from having zipped my dick and/or balls up in my PJs 2 or 3 times to always make sure the zipper is clear before pulling it up.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Never got my ball sack caught up in it...

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago

    I usuall wear underwear to pretect me from this. (Also pulling the zipper is usually the last thing I do when pulling up the trousers)

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    [–] 6 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    [Serious] How the fuck is this happening to anyone?? Never happened to me before and my best bet is y'all going commando or wearing boxers and "slipping out".

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago*

    My husband has a friend that did this a while back while they were hanging out. He was unable to get it unstuck and had to go to the ER, but was too cheap of an Uber so he walked (neither had cars).

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago

    frank and beans!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago

    Button fly. No more words needed.

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