This is just “On Ilkley Moor Baht Hat”. Ye’d lose more heat than that too - it’s well parky up there.
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This gag also appeared in a 1990s In Living Color sketch about a juicer infomercial.
Worms don’t eat dirt. They eat detritus and poop dirt.

become solar panel
A single gram of uranium contains about 20,000,000,000 calories of energy. That's enough calories to keep you alive for about 27,000 years. Eat uranium to become immortal.
You'll only have to eat it once for the rest of your life!
by doing this you become the worm.
chicken now try to eat you
If a chicken was bigger than a human and saw us as food that would be terrifying. I’ve seen a chicken kick the shit out of a Hawk, and another wreck a car Street fighter style. They are vicious towards food and threats. They’re just tiny dinosaurs.
The Golden Path
I'm already doing this my diet is mostly coffee... And before I hear all you say coffee isn't dirt... I can assure you it was GROUND this morning 🤪
Relax. With these economic trends, I'm pretty sure we'll all end up there.
Except who tf can afford it? Granted, this is the organic stuff, but excuse me if I prefer not to feed my kids chemical-filled junk.

We've been eating shit for decades due to capitalism and parasitic billionaires, dirt is a step up.
Pretty much all of human history really. We cannot self govern without segregating into the haves and have nots.
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I can only post a classic in response.
https://salticid.tumblr.com/post/143699141224/a-girl-talk-to-me
Let us all know how that works out for you.
Me when my gf asks "would you still love me if I was a worm?"
I mean eating only dirt would probably kill you, and (if you believe in that sort of stuff) then you can ascend beyond the corporeal.
Can you actually eat dirt? Is it good for you?
No they're more like carrion eaters.
Also an amazing inventor once said "grass taste bad" pretty sure he would know.
I used to like it as a kid, I dunno why. Could be the body demanding minerals or just a kid being stupid


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