If you can afford the $10 mil to buy this, feeding or getting rid of the zebras shouldn't be an issue.

The Zebras being totally unremarked upon is so weird. Surely that's a selling point? 'Meet a fucking zebra'

Outstanding title! Took me a handful of images to get it but it’s worth seeing.

What a non-functional kitchen... Getting produce from the fridge to the sink to the oven is quite the trek, for starters.

I hate it. Looks like a showroom for something.

Is it weird that I'd like to live here? I mean I can't even pretend to be able to afford it but still

Where were the 4 bedrooms? And for 10 mil i'd expect more bathrooms.

the sale history is strange, like they tried to sell a few times and couldn’t

You mean this one?

The photo of the seaside picnic spot is nice, but with 788 acres, I have to wonder how away it is and how often I would use it.

Also, I like the bit about the gentle hillsides being "untouched by erosion." That's quite the claim.

"Yeah, uh, we keep 'em tarped over." "But isn't it erosion that creates gentle slopes?" "No comment."