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[โ€“] 5 points 5 hours ago (1 child)
  • [โ€“] 4 points 8 hours ago

    Knew I wasn't going to sleep well last night, so stayed up too late reading a shitty book, then spent too long being grumpy about how shitty the book was. So I guess it gave me some form of entertainment.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

    I've managed to lose a pair of sunglasses and it's really, really annoying me. It's like they vanished into thin air.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
  • [โ€“] 3 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

    Ordered a bunch of sensor lights of aliexpress for Kris kringle this year.

    I was thinking of getting one of those microwavable heat packs to watch all the women of a certain age fight over it, but a lot of those women have left now

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

    pff microwaveable mine plugs in to heat and then runs for 12 hours

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 8 hours ago (2 children)

    Do they make those for less than $25? I still have girlfriends and whatnot to buy for

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  • [โ€“] [S] 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (5 children)

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 1 hour ago*

    I have a whole rant and I feel stupid posting it but BAH... inconsequential bullshit taking up my brain, but also why did Lisa release a song named Tarantino that specifically mentions hanging her feet out the Camino? Like, girl, WHERE IS YOUR TEAM. And if this your team, fire them and start again ๐Ÿคฎ ๐Ÿคฎ ๐Ÿคฎ ๐Ÿคฎ

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

    Anyone want anything from Castlemaine?

    I wonder if they sell Castlemaine Rock there?

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 12 hours ago (1 child)

    They do. A curry pie from the shop next to the post office please. Actually any flavour as they're all good. That is, if the shop is still there as it's been a while since I visited.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 15 hours ago (6 children)

    Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
    ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 14 hours ago (5 children)

    I'm off to the butchers. Anyone need a deconstructed animal?

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

    A deconstructed beast of approx 5 kg - species and body part irrelevant though I was very disappointed with the last pterodactyl chunk I got. Very crunchy. A little bit too crunchy if you get my meaning.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

    I just had a meal at 2am and am wondering if I should call it dinner (because it is the third meal since I got up) or breakfast (because it is the first meal on Tuesday).

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  • Alright. I published a demo on Bandcamp. It's a start. I've been making industrial music for like, 3 years and never really did anything with it.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 35 minutes ago

    good night everyone, sweet dreams ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜Š

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

    I need to call ASIC in the next couple of days. Turns out the business was created an exact year earlier than the kids, so the two (three? since the kids are twins) entities share a birthday.

    For the last couple of years I've gotten the first reminder letter from ASIC where they bump up the price for registration. And I'm like, 'excuse me? I never received the first notice?' So I need to call and figure out how this shit works.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 12 hours ago (4 children)

    I'm dealing with this shit all the time.

    Fees are updated each year on 30th June. Info on ASIC website - link

    DM for more details if needed

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 11 hours ago (3 children)

    I think I've got it sorted now. Just need to find my corporate key so I can get my invoices actually emailed to me. Had the longest 2 minute hold of my life, good thing I did it during work.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 10 hours ago (2 children)

    Only 2 mins? Dear holy god you were lucky. The normal hold time is over 30 mins and can be hours. Corporate key will be on last year's annual company statement - top right hand corner. If you really can't find it, go to the ASIC website and order a new one which will be mailed to the company's registered office.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 9 hours ago

    noooo my precious SATA+IDE+USB+Esata+FiveBillionTypesOfSDCard dock hath died.

    ...but it appears to be simply the USB port so I shall solder a new one upon it.

    ...and yes I have ordered a new one just in case. In fact I ordered two, as a mate recently saw mine and i fear theft. Also Christmas.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (6 children)

    I am so over small country towns

    if not for the gold rush money they would be very ordinary

    scrub that, they would be awesome if the houses still cost $200,000 and not $1,000,000

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

    I like exploring regional Victoria and doing the short stays. It feels like a nice little holiday in my own backyard.

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