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[–] 52 points 1 day ago

Ok shit she's back! We missed you

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  • [–] 46 points 1 day ago

    I fucking knew it right away.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 day ago

    Good to see you back. Hope you're well! You bring much needed levity around these parts.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    When I dress up, I braid mine. I don't feel complete otherwise. Like cuff links, a tie chain, and a pocket watch, the accessories complete the suit, the braids complete the grooming.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Excuse me, that's a completely privet matter.

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  • [–] 4 points 14 hours ago* (1 child)

    privet /prΔ­vβ€²Δ­t/ noun

    Any of various shrubs of the genus Ligustrum, especially L. vulgare, having opposite leaves and clusters of white flowers and widely used for hedges. 
    

    (I had to consult a dictionary for that word. Your vocabulary is vast to come up with this pun 😹 and wow my copy/paste is strangely formatted & colorful)

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  • [–] 7 points 13 hours ago*

    > Saw post

    > Smiled at it

    > Halfway scrolled past and saw the poster's name

    > Audibly, "Oh it's Violet!"

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  • [–] 49 points 1 day ago (6 children)

    Your account is all kinds of intriguing... 3 year old but only started commenting 9 months ago. There's only 35 of them but all are so angry I can feel the virtual spittle.

    Can't quite tell if tankie or fascist, but interesting that the 2nd most upvoted, and one of the oldest of these 35 comments, is one trashing an old Violet account also.

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