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[–] 16 points 2 days ago

Whatever. These tech CEOs all have such a humiliation fetish. The letter is short because that's how long it took him to finish.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 days ago

    Alright, we forgive you. Just make the GPU prices 3 times lower.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    You know the leather jacket must have stayed on the whole time

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    [–] 63 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    "I am deeply sorry I got caught. But rest assured, I will not do anything about it and continue to be a piece of shit making the world a terrible place."

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  • [–] 57 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Admitting it only when finally caught, and not a resignation letter. So weak.

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  • [–] 44 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    AMD must be itching to announce Lisa Su was cheating with a spy that's not as good, but has somewhat better value

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  • [–] [S] 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

    Oh wow, this is much spicier than I thought. Thanks for the much needed context!

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  • [–] 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    ...it says a lot that you read his statement and still had no clue what actually happened.

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Well, it's very vague. It reads like an admission to a wrongdoing of some kind, never going into specifics. Until I read Eager Eagle's comment, all I could glean is that his family and the company were affected in some way. Very corpo-speak.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Any non-C-level employee would have been walked out the door immediately for passing secrets to a spy. The CEO does it and the worst that happens is he has to write a letter saying "so sorry". Considering the sell off which has been happening of NVidia stock, I can't help but wonder how many people who didn't hand over secrets to a spy for a quick fuck will lose their jobs while this guy either stays employed or takes a golden parachute.

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  • [–] 62 points 1 day ago

    Any idea what happened?

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  • [–] 28 points 1 day ago

    He was only faithful to the billionaires.

    And his fellow C-suite and other CEOs will continue to do so.

    I hope he gets what he deserves.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 day ago

    I am proud and grateful to be an American.

    Meh

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  • [–] 8 points 22 hours ago (1 child)

    I think this is the best possible thing to say, if he wants to keep his job. Let's see if he gets to keep it.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago

    Must be a h3 fan

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  • [–] 5 points 11 hours ago (1 child)

    Maybe the board should replace him with an AI: lower wages, it can't cause any scandal, every action can be logged in real time, and most importantly, it can give a recipe for a delicious meal.

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  • [–] 1 point 24 minutes ago*

    Jensen: Needs others to find him pork shoulder

    AI CEO: Already knows where to find pork shoulder

    AI is clearly superior in the nVidia CEO context.

    Edit: I bet an AI wouldn't suggest GTX Woodscrews.

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