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Is there an actual medical reason to have different laxatives for men and women, or is this a weird marketing thing?
Women don’t poo
Is that why poor wife gets grumpy? Because she isn't pooping?
I'm not a doctor, but maybe it's to make sure it's safe for someone who is (or may be) pregnant?
Could also just be marketing too of course.
Why is there a specific women's laxative?
I see we are making pointlessly gendered laxatives now.
Serious question: what makes a laxative a "women's laxative"?
Pink bottle
What happens if a man takes it?
Instant transition
Well, considering these are women's laxatives, I suppose that would be considered theft
They shit glitter
Well it's common knowledge that women don't poop and men do... So he might implode as a side effect.
probably more atuned to a woman's body than a man's
You can’t have the definition of a word contain the word to describe itself
Just swap the contents, so if you you accidentally grab the wrong bottle, you’ll still be taking what you wanted
My wife was making banana bread and a similar disaster was waiting to happen as the Cinnamon and Cumin are sold in nearly identical-looking containers. The inevitable happened and we ended up with banana bread that tasted like it was seasoned with taco seasoning!
Was it awful?
When I was a kid I made dinner and used dessicated coconut instead of breadcrumbs in the meatballs by mistake
We had that happen with cinnamon and ginger. They had both almost the same colored packaging and the color of the spice itself also didn’t differ a lot. We needed ginger for the recipe and ended up with cinnamon. It wasn’t completely ruined, but it was more like something to get it over with while eating instead of enjoying it.
Can’t complain about allergies while shitting your guts out
A chemist walks into the store he owns... and he sees a woman, leaning up against a wall near the counter.
"What's wrong with her?" he asks his assistant.
"She was sneezing and needed allergy medicine, " explains the assistant, "but I couldn't find any, so I sold her a bottle of laxatives instead."
"WHAT?" bellows the chemist. "You can't treat allergies with laxatives!!!"
"Of course you can," replies the assistant, pointing at the woman. "Look at her, she's too scared to sneeze now!"
Stool loudener
I took this as a guy cause there was nothing left in the house and I had a period
I refuse to use a pill bottle labeled for women. Not because of any fear of using women's products, but because of the pink tax. I bet that bottle costs a whole dollar more than a generic laxative.
Does women's laxative have no effect on men? 🤔
Lemmy: What about men's laxative?!!! 😡
same stuff, but comes in a blue bottle 😆
Black, shiny label with a big X in the name.
And reeks like a dead dear's behind, because apparently men like to stink.
Edit: to be clear, I am man, I hate how companies want to make me stink.
Well I was kinda wondering what the difference is tbh. Laxative is laxative, surely.
And yet you’re literally on Lemmy and that literally isn’t happening. There are a lot of people making fun of the pointless gender divide though.
Don't need 'em I got poop wipes more men. I'll go elbow deep and pull it out myself like a real man
Don't worry, illiterate people wouldn't reach for either of those, because they have no idea what's in either of them.
Not really left bottle has child safety cap, left cap is just a regular lid.
because someone stole all your pens and also all your adhesive tape and strings, so you're unable to mark it, right?
This has 'Big Marker' written all over it!
Absolutely. I often also write the number of pills to take on mine. Also, there are Timer Caps, so you know when you last took them. Can recommend.
If you're taking laxatives enough that you need a timer you may have bigger problems
lol, I was speaking in general. like the "allergy relief" in the OP. if you take pills a few times per week or even daily, you get used to it and will have trouble re,embering if you took them yet. in that case you will see the timer shows less than 24h for example.
Ah so we blame customers instead of the manufacture! Nice.





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