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[–] 68 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Two billion dollars worth of sales doesn't seem like the kind of thing any single person could be "fooled" into signing off on.

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  • [–] 77 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Almost reads like standard Chinese business practice to me. Not to defend any of these grifters. Also , theres some dry humour in the article:

    Notably, Jensen is currently married to his wife of 41 years

    “currently”, haha

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  • [–] 38 points 1 day ago

    It's always the ones you most expect.

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  • [–] 19 points 20 hours ago

    He thought she was really into leather jackets.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    OMG, that's got to be dozens of 64GB sticks!

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  • [–] 17 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Was her opening line "I love leather... jackets"?

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  • [–] 13 points 1 day ago

    US intelligence believes Stupid Jacket had romantic relationship with Chinese spy in honeypot operation — spy suspect linked to company accused of smuggling $2 billion in AI chips

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  • [–] 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 child)

    This is, 100%, without a doubt, just a way for him to avoid legal liability for doing things of his own free will. He wasn't complicit in smuggling! He was taken advantage of by that irresistible Chinese succubus! It's her fault!

    Now, I don't really care. I think it's great that he's bypassing US sanctions. Altho I would prefer China have its own domestic chip manufacturing and not buy from companies like this, but until that is fully developed they need to get by somehow. But yeah this is the most obvious scapegoating I've ever seen.

    In fact, I'd like NOBODY to buy from companies like this. NVIDIA should crash and fucking burn.

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  • [–] 9 points 17 hours ago*

    Ah yes, because NVIDIA's Huang famously never closed his eyes to smuggling without a blowjob. He also never lobbied US gov't to let him sell chips to China.

    What's this bullshit trying to accomplish, launder Jensen's image as a US patriot or something? Or is this insurance against being dragged in court by the democrats for “睜一隻眼閉一隻眼“ (“Open One Eye, Close One Eye”)?

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  • [–] 6 points 16 hours ago

    I wonder if he wrote his apology letter or if he has Ai do it for him.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago

    industrial espionage of course.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago

    OK, we're finished using you now! Bye!

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  • [–] 4 points 9 hours ago

    Another pathetic loser, sociopathic manipulative piece of shit. Should be bullied to suicide. Fuck the lot of them.

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  • [–] 0 points 19 hours ago

    IMO, this is probably a lie manufactured by the Trump Regime. Trump just wants to steal Jensen's fortune, and to punish a "china man" for daring to do well in life.

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  • [–] -1 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Indict that bitch!

    The value of the chips is probably less important than the possession of them that allows them to reverse engineer them, if they haven't already.

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  • [+] -7 points 18 hours ago (8 children)

    the president is married to a russian woman lol

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  • [–] 6 points 17 hours ago* (4 children)

    Everything east of Poland is a type of Russia, like everything south of the US border is a type of Mexico

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  • [–] 6 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

    Slovenia is south west of Poland. I'm starting to doubt your expertise.

    And Finland, Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania might beg to disagree, not to mention Ukraine.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 hours ago*

    He goofed with Slovenia's location, but no, that last part is the joke. Hence Mexico.

    As an example, Bethesda (last I checked) only provided Russian versions of Fallout: New Vegas to Poland and other Slavic countries in the general area. It's not consisent, some could change language and just had different forums/mods, while others claimed there was only Russian, but you get the idea. Apparently other games like Dishonored had that issue too, but that example stuck to me.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

    I wrote Germany, thought "ehh that's too much", and changed to what in my head is the next one on the right.

    I'm not a smart man.

    Are we happy with everything west of Berlin? Is this just the Yalta conference again

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