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[–] 61 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 child)

In my house we had the TUCKENMONSTER and the TUCKENSPECTOR.

Dobby the cat was the tuckenspector, he would ensure my sons tucken was proper. His job was to spect, as the tuckenspector.

Ganon the cat was the tuckenmonster that lives solely to ensure the tucken could not be achieved. Attacking blankets and sheets. His job was to monst.

I was the tucken master.

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  • [–] 167 points 1 day ago (5 children)
  • [–] 16 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

    It would be better to use a motion blur instead of gaussian blur.
    That way, we would know that the well is going upwards.

    I was scrolling down and hadn't yet read the bottom text and it felt like the well was going downwards.

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  • [–] 3 points 20 hours ago (1 child)

    Pretty sure that's motion blurred more or less vertically

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  • [–] 1 point 20 hours ago

    So I zoomed in to make sure and realised there is nothing to make sure, with what the image compression seems to be doing.
    And then I zoomed out to normal, then blocked the lower half and looked at the upper half and it looks like it is dropping straight down. Then I blocked the upper half and looked at the lower half and it looks like it is going straight up.

    So, I guess you need to be scrolling from down to up to be able to get the illusion of it escalating instead of dropping.

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  • [–] 2 points 18 hours ago (1 child)

    Proper motion blur is bidirectional, from a freeze-frame you can only tell the axis the object is moving along (parallel to the escalator) but you can't determine the direction (up or down the escalator). Unless the picture was taken with an actual camera that has known quirks that give you more information, like rolling shutter or something similar.

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  • [–] 0 points 12 hours ago

    Well, I don't really remember seeing motion blurred pictures.
    Only saw motion blur in games, so I guess that part I am not good at.

    But last I tried applying motion blur in an image editor (it was Paint.NET iirc), it was pretty unidirectional.

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  • bitch kept getting rehired? she probably only got the job because she was fucking him.

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  • [–] 42 points 1 day ago

    I despise corruption in the workplace.

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  • [–] 77 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    So your "Tuck in" was there foreplay?

    That has got to make for some interesting childhood dreams.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Wasn’t this an episode of Bluey?

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