If I understand correctly, there's something in the new law that requires prayers to be in "Judeo-Christian tradition." Whatever that means.

This makes the prayer time mandatory and students who choose to opt out can leave the room.

edit: There's nothing apparent in the language of the amendment that would require any particular style of prayer. Satanists rejoice.

"Now now, Micheal. You led the prayer yesterday. Today, it's Allister's turn."

My kid didn't pledge allegiance to a rogue, authoritarian regime when they were in school, and we aren't doing it now, as adults. This is so antichristian on every level. Lawsuits will be filed.

Also the evangelists support Israel so hard, but as Christians, could never claim right of return, as citizens of Israel. Only Jews and atheists are permitted to do that.

I’d like to dedicate our next lesson to the dark lord, Asmodeus, may he reign forever in eternal hellfire

No, just regular nationalism. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pledge_of_Allegiance

I'm still proud of them for electing a trans woman to office. I feel like that's huge for Alabama.

This stereotype is exactly as true as the idea that, in California, there are parents cutting penises off of their babies because they want to force them to be transgender. And it comes from the same place of tribalism and ignorance.

I'm not saying Alabama doesn't have problems. Obviously it does. But this weird, "hurr-durr they marry their sisters," thing is stupid and offensive.

That means they climbed 7 spots in recent years. Which is, unbelievably, true. But mostly because the rest of the country has spiralling education.