Quick, how many Arabic people believe in Shakira law? My son just left his litter box with his boxed hair dye and told me that his teacher wants everyone to convert to Islam by tomorrow.

Please help. Pray for our family.

And the weekdays will be named after norse gods, damnit!

To be honest, a lot of Americans would struggle with the complexity of Arabic numerals, so they should probably teach something else.

Laura Loomer was claiming our country has become "Conquered by Muslims and Communists" so yeah, they think if a single quran enters a church, it becomes a mosque

This is why we need more "jihadist" senators.

Try just meat, picked veggies, garlic sauce and fries inside.

I used to work by this little grocery store that had an attached restaurant and they made such good shawarma wraps and had the pickliest pickled turnips or whatever they are and it haunts me

I'm down for that! Can we switch it up, maybe have falafel for breakfast, halloumi for lunch, etc.?