That's because God is a homosexual.

I think you’ll find it belongs in the British Museum.

Ah, cause I absolutely trust the word of God to come from.. Florida??

Hail Satan <3

Hey.

You know that, despite claims in the Bible, god didn’t actually wipe out all life on earth, save some things stuffed into a giant box because god’s children came down and began boinking them human girls?

Like. Almost every branch of science has something to contribute to the whole “that didn’t happen” thing.

Also, Manzat- a Mesopotamian goddess- was rocking the rainbow long before some dipstick made up the story of some crazy drunk building a giant box on a mountain.

Also, Also, don’t you think your god might have other priorities right now. Like feeding the ten thousand children dying today From starvation?

It’s interesting that god talks to you about such trivial concerns.

I asked my gods and they said your god is weak and they're going to bully him😇

Please take your meds.