transcription: normalize toys during sex, roll that hot wheel over them titties, skurt.

car dependency is so deepely engrained in the united states that we dont dare to imagine rolling a z-scale amtrack alc-42 over them titties. choo.

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[–] 17 points 1 week ago

I’ll bet them titties don’t even have a bike lane.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 week ago

    "Rail" you say? 😉

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    How about somebody run their hands through my hair and also my tits yeah.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 week ago (1 child)
  • I'm picturing a weird form of bondage where you build a model train set around and over someone so they can't move. Then see how many times you can make them cum before a train gets derailed.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    ALC-42?! Nonsense! We use F40PHs in this house. Maybe a GP40TC if we're feeling adventurous.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Why the hell would you use an Amtrak train?? That's a horrible name.

    Now, trains made by Siemens/Bombardier are much more fitting. Like this one:

    ICE = InterCity Express btw

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    the ALC-42 is made by Siemens lol. it's one of the Siemens Charger variants

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago

    For trains you have to use HO scale.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    How about showing my sick techdeck skills all over them titties?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    The cropping on this image is a war crime

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    This is almost a lyric in a Ben Folds song.

    Then she handed me a hot wheels track I said, girl that's pretty weird Where did you get that? She said never mind that Here nerd beat my ass in the bath like my dad did When I was a bad kid

    -- Exhausting Lover

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