When he said that my first thought was "Are you sure you wanna talk about efficiency?"

I once ran 3 electron apps at the same time which is basically the same thing

I've managed to convince investors that my brute force solution is worth trillions.

Tbf opposite happened a couple of times too where I was like "if only a nuclear war sent our hardware 30 years back so people would appreciate this logic right here."

I’ve had a problem like that once, but then I realized it made way more sense to allocate a big swap file instead and map that to memory.

Node developers sheepishly look away

malloc(999999999999999999999999999999999)

Just once but my parents grounded me and took away my gameboy

Imagine being roasted on every social platform.

[Nobody likes you.]

Even the cuckholders.

You think he wrote that code himself?

Oh yes. I have rewritten other apps just to free more memory for my inefficient code

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