Don't tell me what to do! 😭

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Yeah...these are bullshit. I'll do what I want :3

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[–] 22 points 1 week ago (6 children)

waaait... 5.?

You had a big meal and are just too full. Just no more room in your stomach for a single bite (or drop, sorry) of more food!

How big the dessert have to be to not fit while being full-full?!?!?!?!? If my partner would provide me meal big enough that would matter... why would I get 1st meal at all?!

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    LMAO

    Imagine eating just your partner's cum tho...that would be something :3

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    Reminds me of a horrible copy pasta story about an octopus

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  • [–] 12 points 1 week ago

    Worst article ever.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    I'd only say don't swallow if you have disphagia, but then you can count on simply thick Jhon to thicken your load

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