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[–] 22 points 5 days ago* (1 child)

In most places it's illegal to live on public land. That's why bigfoot has so many unpaid fines. Efforts are underway to serve him a court order so we can resolve the issue.

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  • Buy some white pants, put them on, and just keep pulling them up. Congrats, you are now a Fresno nightcrawler.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 days ago

    It's not too late. It's never too late to stop shaving and move into the forest

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  • [–] 10 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    need to think of a good cryptid name for yourself. otherwise you will just be call ____man, boring

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  • [–] 8 points 5 days ago

    idk there are some good ones there

    grey man, lantern man, creek man, equinox man, mist man, shaman, huntsman...

    the more generic-sounding the name, the more fun it is to play against type too. imagine longwoods creek man shoming up in a lake, or the moose mountain grey man showing up bright frourescent orange during hunting season

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  • Me but I know I would not survive

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