Fiber. You need more fiber.

What is this? Bamboo rafter/scaffold?

My rule of thumb: if it's big enough to give it a name, you've got to flush twice.

I see posts like this and they confuse me. In all my 40 years the only time I've needed to flush twice is if the toilet was clogged.

Just try and cut it in half with your stream of piss

You want to know the best part? The meme template is from a film called "Creature from the Black Lagoon".