The Crab Rangoon was first on the menu at a Polynesian Restaurant named Trader Vic's in Beverly Hills California in 1955... Since then It has taken the nation by storm. Goon sales have skyrocketed, and by now almost everyone has gooned.

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[–] 25 points 6 days ago (2 children)
  • [–] 18 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    I don't care for crab rangoon, but I do like to masturbate for long periods of time without reaching orgasm to maintain a state of arousal, usually while watching lots of porn.

    But crab rangoon? Not really.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 days ago

    The crime wasn't a succulent Chinese meal, it was gooning

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    I always judge a new restaurant by how well they goon!

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  • [–] 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    70 years is a long time to be gooning. Are they almost done yet?

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  • I.....need to vote for you for president

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